His reaction startled me. My eyes welled with unshed tears and my lower lip began to tremble.

"Confused," I admitted, hiccuping. "Please, don't be upset with me, Nate. I woke up this morning and everything was wrong! My clothes were too short and too tight and too revealing. Every decision I've ever made was just utterly incomprehensible! I've been living under this crazy delusion that I was somehow this great person. It's like...I don't know. Like I've been unplugged from The Matrix and I can finally see!"