As epic as her bitchface most certainly was, Felix barreled right on, seemingly unperturbed. "I never want to nag anybody, but these things need to be said!" he said firmly, pausing to clean up some garbage from the other end of the couch. He'd never understand why some people (all right, most people) seemed so averse to simple helpful courtesies.

"I was just trying to be helpful," he added, trying not to pout.